#1 – We count the ceiling tiles of EVERY building we walk into
#2 – We tell the people around us how EVERY building could be turned into a church
#3 – Every place we visit needs a new church and WE’RE the ones to do it!
#4 – We’re constantly observing the services of every establishment we walk into
#5 – We take EVERYTHING that isn’t bolted down in other churches we visit
#6 – We listen to most other preachers in the same manner Simon Cowell listens to American Idol Contestants
#7 – Just about anything CAN AND WILL be turned into a sermon illustration
#8 – We speak for a living but hate the sound of our own voice…