Man, I am having the worst time getting a human being on the phone today!

“Thank you for calling. Please listen carefully as our menu options have recently changed…”

Give me a break. If there’s a bank that will put a human being on the phone from the get-go, I’ll switch today!

Technology is a wonderful servant, but a terrible master…

I think I understand what John Conner was going through… It’s the rise of the machines!