After watching American Idol this week, I’ve come to the following conclusions:

#1 – Simon is always right! – People don’t like what he has to say, but he’s always right! Paula is too nice. Randy is trying to be cool, but Simon tells it like it is!

#2 – I think Paula was drunk on Thursday night! – She was acting way weirder than normal.

#3 – For a musical competition, why is the theme song so lame? Don’t you think that could do a lot better?

#4 – Have you seen Randy’s watch? Major bling!

#5 – Sway was robbed!

#6 – Is anyone sad that Brenna is gone? I don’t know if I’ve ever been happier…