1. If guys would do for their wives what they do on Valentine’s Day, the divorce rate in America would plummet!
2. Buying flowers doesn’t even count today because it’s expected.
3. This is how a girl wants to be treated everyday!
4. It’s weird to book appointments for today. It’s regular day, but not exactly. Very weird.
5. Today always reminds me of Billy Ray Valentine! Why don’t they make movies like this anymore? “Looking good Bill Ray!” “Feeling good Louis!”