Top 5 Reasons I Hate Airplanes

Bob FranquizGeneral

Well, Carey & I have landed in Atlanta and I’m remembering why I hate flying:

#5 – Because the people who test out the seats to see if they are comfortable are the size of an Umpa Lupma…

#4 – Because the guy behind me looks like a cross between Steve Perry from Journey and former New York Mets reliever Jesse Orosco. (I didn’t really hate that, it was just funny)

#3 – Because the fact that every seat comes with its’ own barf bag should bother EVERYONE!

#2 – Because no one really sleeps on planes. A few simply lose consciousness for a while!

#1 – Because a sip of water and 5 pretzels do not constitute a snack!